Baddies come to rape, pillage, and sell your kids into slavery.
You perforate said baddies, preferably from afar, and with something high caliber.
Put baddies in the ground. Baddies feed the worms, bugs, and transform into fertile soil.
Potato do the omnomnom and grow absolutely ‘uuuge!
Feed family with yummy potato.
Family grows big and strong.
More baddies come...
Use potato guns to kill next baddies. 💪
lol. Baddies never learn.